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  • amsgc
    04-12 12:49 PM
    As someone mentioned - Do not Lie.
    Also note that by not replying, you are in fact condoning the actions of your previous employer. You had a good reason to leave him, and the DOL probably knows about it. If you are worried about your H1, you can go for premium processing on your H1 and then send the letter to DOL.




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  • gkaplan
    04-21 04:43 PM
    Hello
    My story is:
    I've been on J2 for a while, it expires in May 2011. I have a EAD and currentlt I'm working for a company as a professional.I have a 5 years of Bs degree.
    Questions are:
    1. Can my employer apply for a Perm Cert for me if they want.
    2. After getting the perm cert. can my employer file I 140 under EB3 for me?
    3. Will I be eligible for premium processing for I 140 application, in 15 days?
    4. Lets say all the above steps are accomplished and I got approved for I 140, all happened prior to May 2011 (this is the actual date my J visa and EAD expires).
    a. Then I'll still be working with my current EAD, right?
    b. Then what happens after May 2011?
    c. DO I need to wait to file I 485 or can I file it right after my I 140 approved?
    d. how can I legally work in the USA after my EAD from J visa expires, but if I have approved I 140.
    thank you very much




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  • snathan
    08-30 10:25 PM
    Can somebody tell me what are the chances of getting audited if PERM is applied in the next week or so? My lawyer is not Fragoman.

    Nobody knows... Keep your fingers crossed and pray your luck.




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  • ameryki
    02-26 03:17 PM
    Hello,
    I have not seen the 485 receipt notice come through and its been over 6 months since I applied. Down the line after a few months we will have to start preparing for EAD and AP renewal and I take it we will need a copy of the 485 receipt notice to file? Any thoughts.



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  • immigrationvoice1
    12-11 11:47 AM
    Babson FastTrack MBA (http://cmweb.babson.edu/MBA/progrms/fasttrack.aspx) is a very good blended learning program if you are in the New England or Portland, OR area.

    Thanks for sharing the information. Any one attending any online MS/MBA in the east coast ? Please post the name/URL of school.




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  • NKR
    09-21 01:18 AM
    Confused ...i think GC stands for Great Confusion
    Came in 2001....PD 2003......EB3

    Will I ever get my GC? What is it anyway?

    When my labor certification was stuck at backlog elimination center, i was hoping that LC does not stand for "Lost Case" and now for some fre**king reason my early 2004 EB2 case is not being picked up when later cases are being approved, now I hope that GC does not stand for "Gone Case".



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  • sparky_jones
    02-03 12:36 PM
    My lawyer advises that there's no point in sending information to USCIS unless they ask for it, or is required by law or regulations. The chances of such unsolicited information making it to your files, or being acted upon are slim to none. If you wish, you could send the AC21 information on your own. Retaining a lawyer to send this information, and paying them a few hundred bucks to do so is sheer waste of money, in my opinion. There's no guarantee that it will avoid an RFE. USCIS does not have the time or resources to process unsolicited information. You should hire a lawyer (and have them submit a G-28) if you wish to transfer your representation to a new lawyer, and tell them that they are being retained to respond to RFEs and such. This "AC21 letter" thing is something that lawyers have come up with...its not necessary, and even if it is, you can do it yourself...all you need is an employment verification letter from your new employer.




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  • GCBy3000
    08-23 04:28 PM
    I dunno from where they come upwith number. From the same site look at this link

    http://travel.state.gov/pdf/FY05tableI.pdf - This is given at foreign out post.
    EB - 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005
    43129 39289 29712 28624 21290
    and compare with

    http://travel.state.gov/pdf/FY05tableII.pdf

    and compare with below data.



    YEAR **** EB1 ****** EB2 ****** EB3 **** Total(EB)



    2000 *** 2,306 ***** 7,233 ***** 5,360 *** 15,381
    2001 *** 3,543 **** 21,355 **** 16,405 *** 41,720
    2002 *** 2,820 **** 21,310 **** 17,428 *** 41,919
    2003 *** 1,266 ***** 8,536 ****10,680 *** 20,818 :confused:
    2004 *** 2,998 **** 16,262 **** 19,962 *** 39,496
    2005 *** 6,336 **** 16,687 **** 23,399 *** 47,160 :)


    These figures are from this link
    http://travel.state.gov/visa/frvi/statistics/statistics_1476.html



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  • rongha_2000
    10-02 11:57 AM
    You may be generally right about this, but in my case the attorney fees are borne by my company and it is my company who advised me to apply for EAD and still said that they will maintain my H1 till my AOS is approved, and thats where all these questions started popping in my mind.

    The only real reason why your lawyer wanted you to apply for EAD is to collect their fees. If you are maintaining H1, there is no need to EAD. If you lose your job, you will most likely have time to get an EAD, or you may even end up doing an H1 transfer.




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  • estrela21
    02-08 11:56 PM
    Hello estrela,

    Thanks for posting your message. It seems that you are talking about immigration to USA based on marriage. This may not be the right place for advise regarding that issue.

    This forum is dedicated to the plight of high-skilled employment based immigrants.

    Please consult an immigration attorney to look into this matter because your question is unclear and you mention court issues and other legal issues. We do not want to give you incorrect advise regarding such crucial issue.

    Best of luck

    how i do it to take my question out here?? i am sorry..i didn't mean to cause any problem..



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  • nsveta
    04-22 04:57 PM
    Though your intention is to help OP, there are certain things that need to be observed especially in this climate where there is lot of backlash against legal immigrants. We have to ensure that we do not provide any ammu to anti's with our comments.

    For an employer to sponsor a foreign worker on H1B,
    First of all, there needs to be a skilled worker position open and available in US and
    2nd that there are no "qualified" US citizens are available to fill that position.

    OP's post goes against both these conditions, Forget about the rest such as bad economy, survival etc.. as per law, Employer has to pack the H1B home if the position is knocked off with a flight ticket and a reasonable relocation.

    No offense to any one but just calling for more caution as we have seen increased number of posts like these.

    Thanks every one for your inputs. I been swinging on tis for a while now and after seeing your inputs, I made up my mind not to pursue this.

    I am surprised this company is still doing what its doing considering USCIS scrutiny these days. Good to know that we are not supposed to pay for H-1 as prospective employees. And I def dont want to lose my 700 or 800USD for lawer in case the CAP reaches its limit in the next few days.

    Thanks again.




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  • sheela
    09-23 10:09 AM
    [QUOTE=smartboy75;292226]09/22/2008: USCIS Ombudsman Assistance Available for EAD Delay Cases



    I appreciate your posting this useful info and gave you green.
    Is there a 'response time' from Ombudsman office?.



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  • tinamatthew
    07-22 11:03 PM
    A1: Receipt date is assigned by USCIS when they re-enter or mark your case as PP. This is different from when FedEx delivered the PP request. In my friend's case, the difference in these two dates was 10 business days. This was in early June and his I-140 was approved in 3 business days. He stated "Applied for i140 premium processing on June 22nd, 2007" From what I understand, this new i-140 application was PPS and not an upgrade. The receipt date is the date USCIS date stamps the application. I think he will get his money returned as they have passed the 14 day deadline.

    A2: Most probably, that is what has happened.

    A3: In Rajiv Khanna's conference call (you can download them from his Web site), he suggested the concurrent filing option when someone asked him a similar question.

    Good luck!

    Thanks,
    Jayant

    Thanks




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  • phillyag
    07-20 02:09 PM
    As my employer wants it - only apply 90 days prior to H1 expiration.
    This situation can lead me into limbo state. EAD pending and H1 expired !
    What would happen then ?



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  • aamchimumbai
    12-08 12:16 PM
    Vik352,

    I am in the same situation as yours. I am assuming that this is your first AP application and not renewal, right?

    In my case, I am on H1 and my wife is on H4. For both, visa is NOT stamped in our passports. We received a letter from NSC saying that both our AP applications were approved on 10/21/08. I received my approved AP application but we never received hers. We followed up with the NSC and local USCIS office both confirmed that our application were approved. Therefore, she left US to visit India on 11/15/08. Two days later after her departure we received RFE on photos. Weird. Anyways. We did respond her RFE few days ago.

    But now the question is can she return with her approved AP, which may have a later date than her departure OR we need to go for H1/H4 stamping. I am not sure what will happen at the POE when we show up with our APs.

    Anyone in similar situation?

    Thanks.




    My wife is not H4, she is working on EAD and we applied her I-485 last July. She has to travel to India for an emegency. We applied for AP last month, have the receipt but it is not approved. Is it okay if she travels to India without AP approval? I will be here and I can take her approved AP when I go there after two months.

    I heard that if she travels without AP, her I-485 is considered abonded. Is this true? Can we apply for her H4 (as I am still on H1). Any advice on how to get her back?

    Thanks!




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  • TeddyKoochu
    01-06 09:11 AM
    Please advise if 5.5+ years of experience and an Advanced degree in Electronics would qualify me for porting me from EB2 to EB1. I have been waiting to file for my I-140 over an year now but things aren't looking anywhere near to it.

    So just wanted to understand if this was even legally possible.

    Even I have a very similar question. I have bachelors in engineering from a prominent college in India with almost 10 Years of work experience in IT. My EB2 I140 is approved but I have not been able to apply for I485 as I missed the July 07 window. Please advise if there is a possibility that I can apply for EB1-A. I understand that EB1-B requires a PhD. and EB1-C requires the current / future job to have a global /mnc managerial profile so Iam not eligible for that, I do have managerial experienece from my previous job / positions in India. Please advice if EB1-A also mandates a research profile or can professionals not having a research background also apply. I believe that EB1-A is a self application not a company application. Really appreciate some valued advice.



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  • gjoe
    10-05 01:49 PM
    Can anyone say when i am going to get my GC if i filed my application for I-485 in EB1 category in oct 2007


    Maybe by the end of this year. Good luck man




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  • eb3retro
    06-17 04:33 PM
    u r right, green for you...

    Let's say there is a problem. What can you do to fix it? You want to start GC fresh?
    Relax... I have seen many people who bought PDs from consultants paying 10k and got GCs too. Don't worry. If you post these kind of threads, it make people waiting for years more frustrating. Be happy for your luck. Go chill. Don't keep saying you are afraid and all.




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  • Siddharta
    09-26 04:26 PM
    My sincere advice, DO not even think about it ..

    So you recommend I stay in the similar position (and company) till 2015. Greattttttttt.....




    sanjaymk
    10-19 05:17 PM
    Actually, IMO, stocks is a loosers game. Many have tried it and have lost a "lot" of money(including myself). If you would like to make money through investments(i didn't say *stocks*), you should go with something like mutual funds and have a well diversified portfolio across different asset classes.

    If you really want to get yourself into stock market investing, the best book(Holy Grail for people like Warren Buffet and many other Mutual Fund managers) to get started on is is The Intelligent Investor by Benjamin Graham. There are tons of discussion forums like morningstar.com that has discussions about finance related topics. You could also get started with Mutual Funds for Dummies, Common Sense book on Investing by John Bogle, The Intelligent Asset Allocator by Bill Bernstein etc., There are tons of other ones, but this would get you started.

    But, my 2 cents, have a long term goal, educate yourself on what investing(again, I didn't say stocks) is and get started. Investing is a marathon not a sprint.

    Hope this helps.

    Sanjay.




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    07-05 12:37 PM
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