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  • dixie
    10-13 07:36 PM
    You are right .. the US has a big headstart; but that doesnt mean it will remain that way forever. For instance, close to 40% of all US patents are being bagged by either non-US entities or foreign outposts of US organizations. For a comparison, it was just 10% in 1995 .. dont remember where I read this, but I will post the link if I can find it again.

    The US is still the most competitive but the lead is shrinking...its clear that China, India and the emerging Asian economies have the size, the resources and the talent to catch up and probably surpass the US




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  • immilaw
    12-08 09:03 AM
    [QUOTE=gc03]Senator Judd Gregg (R-NH) 3rd-term Republican from New Hampshire.

    Contact Information
    Web Site: gregg.senate.gov

    Washington Office:
    393 Russell Senate Office Building
    Washington, D.C. 20510-2904
    Phone: (202) 224-3324
    Fax: (202) 224-4952

    Main District Office:
    125 N. Main St.
    Concord, NH 03301
    Phone: (603) 225-7115
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    Senator John E. Sununu (R-NH) 1st-term Republican from New Hampshire.
    Contact Information

    Web Site: sununu.senate.gov
    E-mail: mailbox@sununu.senate.gov

    Washington Office:
    111 Russell Senate Office Building
    Washington, D.C. 20510-2903
    Phone: (202) 224-2841
    Fax: (202) 228-4131

    Main District Office:
    1589 Elm St., Ste. 3
    Manchester, NH 03101
    Phone: (603) 647-7500
    Fax: (603) 647-9352
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    Representative Charles Bass (R-NH 2nd) 6th-term Republican from New Hampshire.

    Contact Information

    Web Site: www.house.gov/bass
    E-mail: cbass@mail.house.gov

    Washington Office:
    2421 Rayburn House Office Building
    Washington, D.C. 20515-2902
    Phone: (202) 225-5206
    Fax: (202) 225-2946

    Main District Office:
    142 N. Main St.
    Concord, NH 03301
    Phone: (603) 226-0249
    Fax: (603) 226-0476



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    Just called all 3 senators and asked to Support the High-Skilled Immigrant Interim Relief Act of 2006

    Very EASY.[/QUOTE

    Lets not start a seperate thread. We already have one http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=2483 for these messages. Please post your messages there.




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  • kaisersose
    07-27 07:47 PM
    Is your question about Approved 140 or Pending 140.
    I am also curious to know.
    As far as I know, employer has to just send a letter to USCIS with the 140 receipt number which states that they want to revoke it and USCIS will locate the file with 485 and revoke it too.
    Bad but what can we do ???????

    Why would your employer do that unless you did something inappropriate?

    As long as the employee does not not step out of line. He has nothing to worry. In this case, the only problem is layoffs for unavoidable reasons in which case it is not the employee's fault. In such situations, the employer will not revoke the 140.




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  • franklin
    10-10 02:28 PM
    If I remember correctly, there is information on the paperwork that you receive your card with that states something along the lines of:-

    "Please check the information on the card, if any of it is correct please call XXX number / write to us at YYY"

    Have you tried that?



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  • satishku_2000
    02-21 02:34 PM
    In last report at Nebraska service center they were processing I 140 EB3 cases with receipt date of June 13th, Now they are processing applications with receipt date of Aug 02nd ...

    That sounds like a very good movement and unbeleivable...




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  • mallu
    08-06 03:29 AM
    Like your thoughts on these topic... pardon me for my ignorance but whats the big deal about Name Check? will this take longer than the rest of the processing stages?

    According to USCIS Ombudsman 1/3rd of cases are pending more than 1 year due to namecheck. Also there are many cases stuck for more than 3 years. E



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  • seeking_GC
    07-12 02:25 AM
    Any idea on when the lawsuit actually gets to court?




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  • andy_traps
    03-26 07:31 PM
    Hi,

    Does anyone know if people on H4 are allowed to work unpaid? For example, can a person on an H4 visa file for an H1B visa with a start date of October 1st, 2007 but work on a volunteer basis (i.e., unpaid) at the same job while waiting for the H1B to come?

    Thanks,
    Andy



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  • mrdelhiite
    07-12 08:25 AM
    You can start by making small money contributions to IV. also please tell all your friends to do the same. thanks
    -M




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  • saravanaraj.sathya
    11-13 08:04 PM
    This is due to the change of address. The receipts which were returned to USCIS will be mailed back to your new address based on ur address from Ar-11 database. Nothing to worry. I had the same status and today I received the receipts which were returned back to them from my previous address.

    I asked her if it is change of address they sent she is not sure but she said usually it is the card when Current Status: is "Document mailed to applicant."

    She put in a service request for me and she some one is going to contact me in 30 business days.



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  • walking_dude
    09-07 02:22 PM
    My apologies if the post was out of context. Didn't want to open yet another thread here.

    I have only one E-mail id - lobbyday@immigrationvoice.com - which is being used by everyone to send their details for setting up the meetings. I don't have any other E-mail ids with me [ except the volunteer who contacted me]. Which one should I use? Lobbyday@IV or the volunteers E-mail id?


    Could we just keep the focus of this thread to encourage more members to send the information required to setup the meetings on Sept 17th? Your comments may be important and you may have a valid concern, but mixing all the information and individual meeting view-points is going to create a chaos.

    Walking_dude,

    If you have any question, could you please simply send an email? Volunteers working on this effort are working day in and day out and they are not going to come to this thread to read your post and to answer your question. Your post is relevant, but somewhere else. It is not helping what we are trying to do on this thread. You apparently have the documents so that means you know which email to write your comments/concerns.

    Hope you understand what we are trying to say.




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  • honge_kamyaab
    11-15 12:07 PM
    Have you tried to get an appointment in Calgary, Halifax or Quebec City. These 3 places are normally the easiest to get visa appt.

    Also answer depends on number of questions.

    1) What is your current nationality

    2) Do you have expired H1 B stamp in your passport ?

    1. I hold an Indian passport

    2. My H-1B visa stamp expired

    3. I have a valid I-797 till 2008.

    4. I have a Canadian PR and yet to land.

    I tried nvars.com and found none in Nov and Decemeber



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  • senthil
    02-15 09:50 AM
    why not - no one does things for free. if you talk to attorney, you know how much $$ you have to pay. most time ive seen members on form answer clean and quick based on their experiance, which is in-valuable.

    $1 is just pennnies. not bad to start with at all




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  • aj_jadeja
    09-13 11:26 PM
    now days there is a SEPRATE quota for RETURNING WORKERS in Us consulte for renewing stamp. I used it 6 months ago. I Went to VFS on 23rd Nov 2005 and got appt for 30th Nov for stamping @ mumbai consultate. Got stamped and collected passport same evening in person.

    hope this helps .



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  • aamchimumbai
    09-04 11:46 AM
    That means, after the forms signed, you got one year to apply for 485. Once applied, USCIS may request for another medical after 18 months.

    This is my understanding....

    My main question is:

    Comparing two forms there are 4 additional tests recently added in the new I693 form. I needed to know if I can file my I-485 without any issues with the medical completed in May'08 or need to fill out the new form again with new set of medical exams?

    I am trying to understand if USCIS will send an RFE because my I693 (may'08) form does not have these 4 additional tests.




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  • mrajatish
    08-15 09:30 AM
    The answer to your question: It depends on your situation.

    If you like your job, and willing to wait another 1-2 years (I gather you are from rest of the world), just stick it out, get your GC and leave. It is not always easy to get EB2 140 approval, especially now.

    If it was a difference of 3-4 years, it is worth taking the risk, but for a difference of a year, do you want to go through the trouble?



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  • h1-b forever
    01-24 09:29 AM
    This bill is probably stuck in some committee and will not see the light!

    Everyone here is talking about the DV if eliminated would benefit the EB, does the FB have a say in it?




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  • dealsnet
    02-26 01:24 PM
    Don't answer to this person. He is started many threads and make funny questions. He is wasting our time. All contradition. See some of his postings below. One question he talks about receiving GC posted to his parents. Another talks about his sister. Admin................Please take care of this guy.!!!!!!!!!


    Originally Posted by nirdlalegcade
    yes that's right, what if my sister recieved my GC by mail here in the US while I'm outside the country.. I am planning to use my h4 visa to go out of US..
    Today, 01:37 PM
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    Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008
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    what if
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    what if my I-485 is July 20, 2007 (it is processing), how long will it take before they can send my GC to me?


    01-20 05:08 PM
    nirdlalegcade
    Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008
    Posts: 15



    leaving US without greencard but has H4 visa.
    ________________________________________
    Hi to all. (questions are in BOLD, RED / GREEN words)

    Actually, I don't have any idea on this but I just want to ask if I can leave & go back to the US with just my H4 visa? Cause I'm still waiting for my green card cause it's still in process.
    My parents are here in the US and the reason why I want to go back to my country is because I want to continue my studies there.
    Another question is:
    If I go back in my country with just the H4, what if while I'm in my country and my green card is sent in my parents (in US), Can they just send the green card to me and use it if I go back to US?
    PLEASE HELP ME.
    I appreciate any help. Thank you.
    cause i'm kinda desperate. he-he-he.
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    Last edited by nirdlalegcade : 01-20-2008 at 05:41 PM.


    what if my I-485 is July 20, 2007 (it is processing), how long will it take before they can send my GC to me?


    Hi one question,,,if I go home to my country to study using H4 while my GC is pending,then suddenly the GC was sent to my sister here in US,can my sister just mail my GC to me in my country so that if i go back here in the US,i can present my GC to the US immigration???uh!im confussed!thanks!




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  • nabs501
    07-27 08:04 PM
    I am curious to know this as I quit company A and moved to company B after I got my I140 approved from Company A
    And the HR from Company A specifically told me that they would revoke my I140.
    But my case status online says that the application has been sent to DoS for visa processing.
    It's been more than 3 months I quit Company A.
    Probably, it would show up under the case status that I140 has been revoked or something like that.

    Anyone has any exp. regarding this?




    MahaBharatGC
    10-13 11:45 AM
    But ksircar, instead of accepting can't we raise red flags to USCIS?
    This is going to be an issue for lot of folks who all filed for I-485 in the last year July fiasco. We will be forced renew every time. Only by giving 2 years is just a temporary postponement but not solving the real problem.

    It is like Drivers Lincense renewal. If you have your documentation and you have been driving legally should be granted renewal instantly. Why can't they do the same thing with EAD?




    rangaswamy
    10-04 08:10 PM
    1) Find employment in some company.. preferably a small one with india /overseas operations: - reason being they can send you to india / overseas and you can work from that country. Here also you will have a small problem.. you may have to switch to local payroll because your period will be greater than 6 months (i assume dec to oct 08)

    2) Get a job in a non profit... im assuming this is hard.. if its been hard for you to get a job in 9 months after graduating, narrowing down the employers will only make it more difficult.

    3)Enroll in some C grade school, where you pay less fees and then try again for h1b in 2008 quota but youwill have to be on F1 at least till then.

    4) Dollar rate is less, India Inc is doing well.. forget this place and go home .. get a good job... think about coming back through consultant some other time

    I know a lot of people who graduated in May 07 and are in this situation.. but you graduated in Dec 06 and should have been able to find a job in your field.
    If you havent so far.. then i assume your field is not doing so well or there are better candidates available.. both of which make your job hunt harder.

    If i may ask.. which university did you go to?

    A



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